So amongst my "Drafts" in my G-mail, I had a few incidences that I never got the chance to blog about. So for your additionally enjoyment, I would like you to now put in Disc Two and enjoy the Special Features "Deleted Scenes" from my Bathroom Experience.
- Her hair is fucking EVERYWHERE.
- Pube on my face! Pube ON MY FACE! Oh dear God, WHY?!?!
- If I have to hear about my roommate tits one more time, or move her bras from hanging on the shower to hanging else where, I am going to FLIP A SHIT!
- I always "scare" her when she comes into the room. I always startle her, and she seems upset with me. When the lights are ON and you obviously had them off when you left, and when you can hear someone typing on my SIDE then it is PROBABLY ME IN THE ROOM. Or it's her, using my side, lounging on my bed, with her feet and my Ethernet. I wouldn't be surprised if she accidentally surprised herself. I really wouldn't.
- Toilet Paper in the shower. I'm not even going to try to figure that one out.
- She scratches all over her body every night before she goes to sleep. It REALLY skeeves me out.
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